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h0useofw0lves · 1 year ago

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unironically i think the thing i am most proud of in my life is that me and my friends made a silly joke on the internet and people liked it

#this sounds pathetic #i dont mean in a yayyy give me attention way i mean it like yayy entertainment and sharing laughter #idk bro i am not sober #i can’t articulate myself

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havegaysex · 10 months ago

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A while ago my dad went with me and I was going to buy some video games and handed up buying them for me. And I'm really mad because I went with the cheaper version without the little booklet in the disc case and I wish I went with the more expensive versions since he was buying it anyway. My father has caused so much destruction in my mom and i's lives that I feel like he owes me financial compensation and I wish I had gotten the version of Halo with the little booklet. Very sad about not having for Halo 3 when I had the option I just chose not to get it because I thought it was going to be my money buying that. I should have just bought it.

#Personal #Really in my feels rn #If anyone has the little booklet for some of the Xbox 360 halos and is getting rid of them I don't know I would take them this sounds #This sounds pathetic #about me #I hate being so poor #out of my 940 some odd dollars a month $300 of that is going to my vet and I've got another 300 going towards the cost of having this car #The good news is with this latest repair one of my friends is probably going to be able to do most of the work for me #I'll still have to pay her but I can pay her a lot less than the Honda dealership wanted and even a little bit less than brakes Plus wanted #Realistically I'll be her income for a little bit because I cannot pay her all at once and she is in the process of applying for disability #And she can't work so me paying her a few hundred dollars every month for six plus months will be some income for her #I would much rather be basically financing with my friends then with brakes Plus

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koneko-chan · 1 year ago

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𝕴 𝖜𝖎𝖑𝖑 𝖕𝖗𝖔𝖙𝖊𝖈𝖙 𝖞𝖔𝖚 (sound of salt falling weakly to the table) hyah hyah hyah

#this is the funniest thing in the world to me #the sound of the salt is so pathetic is cracks me up. how did gibi become reigen for real #mp100 #reigen arataka #video #asmr #gibi asmr #asmr gibi

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dem0nyo · 5 days ago

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✧ROWENA HAIR✧

haven’t posted anything last month bc life got in the way so here’s something! it’s inspired by my current hairstyle; unwashed for days, a little bit of sea salt spray and overnight curlers for good measure :]

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hair streak acc found in the left brow ring category (comes in 24 EA colors, color slider compatible)

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chongoblog · 2 months ago

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You can tell Sonic the Hedgehog is BACK because anti-SJW’s are complaining about Rouge being “censored” on Twitter.

#its exactly as pathetic as you think it sounds #sonic

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poorly-drawn-mdzs · 3 months ago

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Five foot something and he's royalty.

#poorly drawn odyssey #the odyssey #odysseus #I was drawing him short because it was funny. I didn't expect it to come up in the text himself.#Remember that at this point he's retelling the story to the court of Alcinous.#So him saying 'Yeah I got to ride on the best and coolest ram so I only needed one of them' sounds like he's justifying being small.#I know there are likely other interpretations of this so it's not 'canonical' per say #but I didn't think my goofy short lump of misery parody version of ody was going to be...well...closer that expected.#By they way if you are a lover of sopping wet men - read the Odysssey.#So far he has solved 90% of his problems by wailing and sobbing so pathetically until people give up and help him out.#(sadly I am out of chronological order with the comics I wanted to post...next one WILL be the nausicaa comic I promise.#I've been very sick and swamped with work so comics are hard to do...I'm keeping my chin up though! I'll be slow but I'll do it!)

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horsemeatluvr23 · 7 months ago

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i had a dream where etho accidentally called bdubs 'john' on stream,, and in retaliation bdubs said 'yes horace'..... and that's how we found out etho's real name is freaking. Horace.

#can you freaking imagine i think i'd die if i'd been losing my mind over a man called HORACE.#even worse than when i dated someone called gavin tbh... and that's quite hard to beat #i think the funniest part was that the internet couldn't tell if bdubs was joking or not. until etho addressed it as the comment of the day #in his lets play series.... and he was like. yes guys my name is horace. please stop being mean to me.#and he sounded like a kicked puppy #<- tbf he often sounds like that. pathetic man #horsemeatposting #etho #bdubs #hermitcraft

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the-holy-ghosted · 1 year ago

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god i miss when this artist posted (<- is the artist)

#the heron speaketh #having a frustrating evening.#i keep promising fun things but i might just have to post something simple and self indulgent before i get in gear again #i have ideas but nothing will fucking posess me enough to actually sit and work on it i just keep picking and picking at things #this sounds pathetic oughhg woe is me but there are like. almost 450 of you. who followed for art. and i DONT POST #shaking myself by the shoudlers would you just draw please

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biggiesnails · 2 months ago

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Not my usual post but I really need to make sure that as many people see this as possible

#the way he rolls back #it’s so pathetic #and skrunkyly..#it sounds like a content meow though..#perhaps he is happy within the ball

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mentalillnessnotebook · 2 years ago

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being alone sucks, but you know what's even worse? not having a crush. either way you're falling asleep alone, but without somebody to crush on you're just trying to close your eyes, without anyone to imagine falling asleep with to help you sleep. You're alone both in body and in mind.

#this sounds pathetic #i don't want to kiss girls i want to kiss the barrel of the rifle in the corner of my room #crushes #mental health #? kinda #i dont fucking know #help me please

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elsecrytt · 4 months ago

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curse technique concept:

your technique can make anyone fall in love with you. it's not permanent, but the emotions are extremely real, and powerful, wearing off over time unless refreshed.

the technique is activated by eye contact.

you've also taken a binding vow - you cannot activate your technique at will, it's always on. this makes your technique much stronger than it should be.

so you run around with a blindfold, much like gojo, just to prevent making random people fall in love with you.

it's not so bad, really!

growing up, your parents would wear eyepatches - with only one eye making contact, the technique was half as effective!

except... if the effectiveness of the technique increases proportionally with the number of eyes... well...

#jujutsu kaisen #jjk #jjk imagines #idk #i'm thinking sukuna and gojo obviously #can you even imagine #sukuna would be SO put out. how DARE you. *glares at you and falls in love again* FUCK #gojo's fucking DEAD #poor bastard #six eyes? sounds like a disability to me #gojo: “i am so in love i'm about to throw up” sukuna: “pathetic”#you: “yuji could you help out with this curse-” sukuna: “MALEVOLENT SHRINE”#gojo x reader #sukuna x reader #sorry to my normal tl who 99% signed up for obey me im gonna spam you with jjk ideas now

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softerhaze · 4 months ago

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